A Goofy Movie: The Outtakes

A GOOFY MOVIE OUTTAKES:

SCENE: Exit From School
Cameraman: Scene 3, Act 2, Take 1...ACTION!!!
(Final bell rings)

Random Guy: Cool concert, man.
Stoner: You're swell, bud.
Pamela Anderson look-alike: (breathy) Hey, Max. Wicked dance.
Max: Thanks.
Stacey: Forget it, girl (pushes "Pam" away). He's Roxanne's.
P.J. (jumping on Max): Way to go, man!!
Max: Ooof! (He then falls down with P.J. on top of him)
Director: CUT!! (turns to Max) You alright?
Max (having sustained a cut on his chin): I've been better.
Director: P.J., you may want to ease up on Max next time you jump on him. (Producer in background chuckles) NURSE!!!

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SCENE: The Navigator
Cameraman: Scene 7, Act 3, Take 1...ACTION!!!
(At diner, bell rings)
Cook: PICKUP! (Waitress grabs bacon and egg plate and pancakes)
Waitress: Hold yer horses! (she then walks over to Max & Goofy's table) Short stack?
Goofy: Right here.
Waitress: Here ya go, hon. (To Max) Eggs? Eggs? EGGS?
Max (startled): Oh-oh-right here, right here, sorry.
Waitress: Here ya...OOPS! (plate slips out of her hand and breaks)
Director: CUT! (walks on-set) Let's get the cleaning crew. (Recognizes the plates) My wife is gonna kill me...

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SCENE: Lester's Possum Park
Cameraman: Scene 6, Act 3, Take 1...ACTION!!!
"Lester": Howdy, folks! Who's your favorite possum?
Crowd: LESTER!! (Max starts to freak out)
Goofy: Got us a seat, right up front.
"Lester": Let me introduce you to the posse. Here's Buford, Beulah and Mordecai. (Mordecai fails to emerge)
Director: CUT!! (to a technician) I know we strove for a realistic technical approach, but could we, um, work on some sort of remote wiring to get as much of Mordecai as we need to appear.
Technician: Sure thing, Bill.

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SCENE: Same as before; but after Mordecai is repaired ("repaired" being a relative term)
Cameraman: Scene 6, Act 3, Take 2...ACTION!!!
"Mordecai": Hey, Lester. Ready for yodelin'?
"Lester": Sure am, Buford. (The group starts singing, but I'm too lazy to try to get the words down for the song)
Max (during song): This is pathetic.
(LATER, just after Mordecai's head "explodes"; skipped a little bit)
"Girl with Missing Teeth": Ya ya ya ya ya ya (pretty sure I heard a "yada" in there as well)
Max (to himself): Has this girl's mom let her watch "Seinfeld" or something?
(Cast members and crew start laughing)
Director (regaining composure): CUT!!! Thank...(chuckling) That's not in the script.
So...hey, let's keep that for a gag reel.

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SCENE: Same as before (picks up where previous take left off)
Cameraman: Scene 6, Take 3...ACTION!!!
"Girl with Missing Teeth": Ya ya ya ya ya ya
Max (turns gaze heavenward): What have I done to deserve this? (Some crew members begin to chuckle)
We haven't even gotten to the part where I change the map yet!! (more laughter erupts)
Director (after regaining composure): That's the funniest thing you've said all day. Ever since we got
to begin shooting in Louisiana.
Goofy: Garsh! Shouldn't be this humid in November.
Director: Okay, we're out of daylight. Let's resume from here tomorrow.

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Break in shooting (fairly early in shooting; prior to the "Bigfoot" scene)
Max (walking out of recording studio): All right. See ya, Kent. (walking toward room where
Bobby, P.J., Roxanne and Stacey were while on break)
Bobby: So...how was it, bro?
Max: They loved it. Kent said he was thrilled with how I sounded. (Applause)
P.J.: (humming along to "Stand Out")
Roxanne: P.J., what are you doing?
P.J.: Getting ready for my next scene. (tape gets to chorus) "...To stand out, among the crowd,
even if I've gotta shout out loud..." (Note P.J. is badly off-key)
Roxanne (puzzled and slightly annoyed): They gave HIM a song?
Stacey (sighs): I'm just glad Mr. "Talk to Me, Baby" is gone. I know it was acting, but
if I had to do that scene ONE more time... (door opens)
Director: Max, P.J., you're wanted on set. (Max and P.J. exit)
Stacey: So, what do we do now?
Roxanne (after a short pause): I've got it. I bought a camera with me to take some pictures
to show my friends back home when we started shooting, but never got a chance to use it.
Stacey: What are we waiting for? Let's see what we've got to work with. After all, P.J. can't be
that bad.
(LATER...)
Stacey (slowly, for her): He...was...that...bad.

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SCENE: "Exit from School" scene (picks up after Max gets P.J. off of him)
P.J.: Max. Max. Max.
Max: Peejh, um, knock it off...Shhh! (chant continues)
Bobby: Maxi...(bird leaves, um, a present on shirt) Aw, MAN!!! I just got this shirt for my
birthday!
Director: CUT! Let's break long enough for lunch. Hopefully, the Kmart where we're
scheduled to shoot tomorrow has a replacement shirt.

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